Not part of the Charlie Story (Sorry)

This is my first blog so here is an opinion of mine:

The way you can tell a Twi-Hard from a Twi-light is the way they think. Examples: See an apple, the twi-hard thinks Twilight. The Twi-Light, yum.

See 911 Turbo. H:Alice!. L: Woh that looks awesome.

The name Jacob: H:Jacob Black OMG L: nice.......name.

Heroin: H: OMG Eward and Bella forever. L: I don't do drugs.
Diamonds and Granite: H: Edward*sigh*L: What?

Italy: H: Volturi Ahhhhhh! L: Nice beaches.

Lullaby: H: The River Flows Through You! L: They're for babies.

Forever Damned: H: No Edward your different! L: WHat!?!?! Can I get out of this situation?!? Red Eyes: H: Run away run away! L: Is this a picture?

Clumsiness: H: *sigh* Bella L: Watch where you're going! God!

Wuthering Heights: H: Jacob+Bella+ Edward love triangle L: Is this assigned reading?

Death wish: H: All in a day's work, same old, same old*silently giggles* L: OMG help me!

Killer Baby: H: Renesmee, but she's special L: Is this a horror movie!?!?

Chocolate brown eyes: H: Bella! L: Nice eyes

Bursting into fur: H: Jacob! Seth! L: What!?!?

SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE: H: TWILIGHT MOVIE OMG! L: Emo much?

Rob and Kristin: H: BELLA AND EDWARD! L:nice......names.

Victoria and James: H: Killers Killers! L: WTF!!?!?!?!?

I hear voices: H: Edward! L: Weirdo! Your a crazy!